~take care!~

~The tale of the two assholes.~

3.20.2005

Ever heard of the tale of the two assholes? Well actually, two moronic, psycotic, idiotic good-for-nothin pieces of shit, but assholes are just fine. this is where summary comes in ppl, summaries boon ping and linus into one word... assholes. These ppl just don't take the hint, no matter how obvious the hints are. It is written all over the goddamn wall. " don't bug me" , well u need attention, u want attention, now you get it. This post is just delicated to the following...err asshoes. linus and boon ping naturally.
I cannot stand sec 4 orange belts who gets probated even if they shiai with sec 3s. U need an example, Linus, another one? Callistus. Ok, maybe they r the same asshole, but i cannot think of another human being that have this record, even my pet dinosaur can do better and dinos, as you all know, have been extinct for say..65 million years? i mean, he is a purist when it comes to being an idiot and my, does he do a good job.
next up, LBP, more more affectionatly know to all as Pinky. He is not as bad as Linus, considering he is sec 3 and all. But he does get 3 bloody shiai chances. stupid dickhead, asshole, sorry, did not even score half a koka, Of course he can be forgiven, he fought a sumo, an elephant and a jedi knight, for shiai. all he called fat asses. But his partner in crime, Linus cannot be. Disgracful , i should say, from sji somemore! some sec 4 you are! Even if Linus shiai a dog, cat and a mouse, he will will lose His record is LLLLLL, compared to mine which is equal to WWLDLW. In fact, as far as i can remember, the last time Linus won a shiai was last November when he won by koka against his junior boon ping. Some record, people who defeated him later included me, Hui shan(yellow belt girl), Joey, me again, than the sec 3s. He has never beaten anything ever since, unless you consider eggs as worthy judokas. Some onearmspammer, confirm another orange belt kanna probation, despite having better chances than most... urg uhm. Another spherical bastard, (the type of bastard that still look like bastard no matter which way you turn them.)
oh yeah! try not to get morotage during randori or you might just die of pain. I have to call antonius now, Bye!

8:31 am
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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