~take care!~

~Loser on bus~

4.30.2005

It was only yesterday where i met a woman. She was about 30 years old and most likely english-educated, a career woman most likely, and perhaps quite rich too. unfortunately, she was also a Singaporean, and a ugly one too. I shall call her Cherry-lips as she had put on a bright red lipstick.

I met her on a bus, no actually, she met everyone on that bus. I was on a bus ride, a TIBS bus 980 going to Sim Lim Square. It was around 6 and therefore the bus was very crowded. It was a relatively boring ride as i was standing at the front, listening to music when suddenly, at the Novena MRT bus stop, the bus driver sudenly jammed his brakes, causing the bus full of passenger to be flung forward, and a poor fat man crashing into me. Luckily, I stood up well or i will be flattened by him. Anyway, apparently a JC girl had dashed across the road and the bus driver had to make an emergency brake and the girl was not hurt. Cherry-lips than begain to enquire the drivers action, " How could you jam your brakes like that?"* Note, she used how, not why* Despite the drivers, explanation, she was still not content, scolding the girl and the bus driver.." see, see, i got bruise here!", she had knocked into the chair infont and the force knocked the seat over. She than proceeded to tell everyone on the bus how not to jam the brakes and how deadly the consequences could be, like the braking of the arms...

Ok, after everyone settled down and got ther seats, the bus took off again, than, suddenly, the driver braked again, nothing much as a car had cut infront of the driver. Cherry-lips, apparantly still infuriated by the previous encounter suddenly took a swipe at the driver, asking him if he " knew how to drive." She than called everyone on her phonelist, raising her voice and telling them about her " near-death" experience, stating " i got bruise you know?" Okay, maybe that is a bit too much, if she is so clever, let her drive and see what happens, I bet you that the only thing she can drive is to drive people crazy. In my book, the driver did the right thing by braking. It was an instinctive reaction to prevent what could be a tragedy, th lost of a young life. But no, the bloody woman's bruises were more important, i mean, can anyone be more self-centred than that? you try and i bet everybody in the world would understand what the driver is doing is right. Not cherry-lips, she value herself over a human life.

If that is not dumb enough, she begain to take pictures of the broken chair, stating loudly and proudly that this is "evidence", and thinking how clever she is. what a bitch! The bus driver had just prevented a tradgedy from happening and she is saying that he is a villian. Usually, any normal human would hail him as a hero, not her, no, she is a bitch remember? Yup, not human. i just had enough, I wanted to walk over and punch the daylights out of her and wipe that idiotic arrogant look from her stupid cherry face, I have constructed in my mind just about 64 ways to cause her a slow painful death, which includes punching her with so much force that it leaves a big dent..read: crater, on her face. Luckily for her, i have about just enough self-restrain to prevent her from being bloodied. Such self-centredness, such arrogance, such incompassion. she is an educated lady, supposingly refine, fuck her man! Bitch. My walkman was nearly toasted and i am not complaining, and she just had a few bruises and she bitched about it like it was some big deal. Arggh! I had just bout enough, I was at the verge of hitting the roof, "( with her head naturally), i pressed the bell, walked pass her, restraining myself to kick her cherry-ass, which is to"bash her inside out and beat her into a thin sheet of paper", and got off the bus. Good riddance! and say no more.

11:49 am
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~Last Trning~

4.23.2005

Wah piang eh! today training how come tougher than Linus's skin....yes, he is thicked-skin.. He skipped because of a splinter in his little finger after embracing a spine of a cacti plant. By the way, no one turned up excpt for a handful of SJI and 20,000 CJ ( ppl, u should be ashame of urselves!) Still, it is last training and i guess sir did not have any ideas so he hand us over to eugene... and eugene showed us his defintations of training.
Firstly, he totally redefined warm-up_ quoting Alvin chan," warm up- an important part of judo that ensures you won't get hurt later by hurting you now." He showed us why he can throw Xingwei like we can throw feathers....push-ups! We did so many that our fingers disintegrated into pieces of shit.
The main part was slacky, we did the usuals, moving, moving/throw, circle throw( yes, i threw BP, he didn't complain thugh, he just did morote-seonage on me and sat down while i was in mid-air...ouch), kata randori, randori. than, i guess sir ran out of ideas again, and we did some mental training... Eugene style!...sigh. Push-ups-50, Eugene count( kindda common.), Jumping jets 500x 4,( sir save us and we did only 200x4), jump upsy downsy exercisex200 Kelvin's weird arm exercisingx200 which involved sacrifical of health and some pain, (we did 50, Kelvin gave up.) , arm exercise( twinkle twinkle) x100 and Benny's version x 100, punch ups exercisex50 which is supoposed to help us grip, ( although how i will never know as my arm were dead after that ) and the " see if 50 boys and girls can squeeze onto mats in very compromising positions while cheering loud enough that Pengphye and Eugene can hear" exercise( kindda tough as PP did not turn up and Eugene cannot hear very well..). which i guess, is a filler as there was some time left.
Anyway, thanks to the ingenius of Eugene, we all are either half dead or dead, i am the few of the lucky survivors and i guess i better log out to study for my xams. bye!

8:53 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~Training.~Saturday-one*shurgs*~

4.16.2005

Today, i had a very memorabble training. Eugene lead warm-up. Push-ups were the order of the day and i think everyone died. i was the only sec4 who turn up so confirm monotage one (stupid people!). it was tiring and sadistic and i learnt a few things from today's training. By the way, my partner did not show up as well.
1) Eugene's warm-up = pt.
2) Siu kit = heavy.
3) When playing junior, don't try tomoe-nage
4) If you try, don't fail.
5) If you fail, don't do it in front of Leslie.
6) When Leslie decides to show you how to throw properly, you usually feel pain.
7) When he fail to throw properly, you still feel pain.
8) Don't hero and throw Leslie ippon seionage.
9) If still do, You usually get kneed~on the back.
10) Getting kneed hurts
11) alot.
12) By the way, must pull if you do tomoe.
13) If you forget, don'y try on wesley.
14) if you still did, than he will handstand and you embaress.
15) 15 laps hopping+2.4+randori+weird Eugene exercise= Legs so screwed up you might as well remove them...sigh.
16) Linus was not studying, he spam my blog. wretched bastard.
Well, at least Justinia did try to lighten up things by dismissing us on time. but not before commenting that we were physically weak.....a sign for more things to come? i dunno, and i hope not. by the way, a note to Bp and Linus, the next time you think that u are sucky,idiotc, stupid and useless....use ur own name. OK

6:50 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~2.4km~

4.15.2005

Today was 2.4 run.damn-it! i just did 15 laps of hopping yesterday. There was two choice..a) don't run, b) run and see what happens. being a good sport, i chose the latter. at the starting-line, however, something unfortunaye happen, my shoe-laces came off. gdi.While tying it Irwan said go! I was left behind! i quickly tie and ran, i overtook one or two than damn-it, my other shoelaces came off as well....argggh! Szeto ran by and shook his head..dots. I ended my first lap being last. What the hell! and the second last person was like 60m away from me! Not a good start, the entire 405 audience and 406 counters were staring at me...what shame!!!
I picked up my pace and soon caught up..not too difficult, the front guy was YL i think. I practically sprinted the 2nd lap and ended up just behind linus. XW shouted,"don't lose to linus!" or something like that. I overtook him.

. . .

In the end, i think i got a good timing, finished 16th. time was running out so Irwan did not give time.

a few cool events happen though..let me list them down!

1)Bargav did not run due to a bruise on his elbow.the left one somemore!!!????

2)Zhuo Min lapped me one the 3rd lap. fuck.

3)Yonglin beat Jovi by a few seconds

4)Jovi was last. I lapped him twice...shame,shame.

5)Nigel S. is faster than Zhuomin. he basically tore down the tracks, lapping everyone at least once.

6)Shoelaces can lead to a runner's downfall. yes, i fell.

7)Determination=puking onto shirt and still don't stop 406 guy. wah piang!

8)Chengyuan=faster than me.

9)Bargav got thick skin. slack still dare argue.

and finally,10) Linus cannot run.*

. . .

PSE today, there is a blood drive. sad. I am scared of blood. No, i think donating blood is something noble and i really respect those who donates blood on a regular basis and no, i am not going to go. i dunno why, it just gives me creeps. the thought that to suck and draw out blood from my arm just isn't my cup of tea. Unless it is compulsory, i won't go, although i may donate in the future, after i get rid of my fear. sad. and Linus thinks it is funny, even sadder, that guy isn't even a bit understanding. sigh. well bye for now.

* ok linus can run, only not so fast.

5:46 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~This is nuts.~

4.12.2005

This is nuts, i realised that for the last 3 posts is posted when I skipped training, oh boy, am i busy... anyway, at least i am not the only one, all the sec 4 also did not turn up, so i guess this is more or less fair. i hope the coaches don't think too much of it. and me think royston won't appreciate the fact that he has to lead warm-up, or he can get someone else to lead... he is the dua-tao now that xw is gone after all. Qing Hua turned up, so i guess this is a good thing more or less, oh i feel so guilty...
Anyway, i am getting a sort of mini-depression. got a all-time low for bi-weekly, 22,...can u believe it? my chinese teacher hates me, my ss teacher picks on me, my RME teacher has issues with me, my math teacher is also not too impress with my lackluste attitude, and my oral, well, let juz say daisy chia has been getting into my life a few too many times...*shurgs* . Well this is the 4th time i had skipped training in a row, and i hope i don't start another streak. yes, it is that bad. I juz hope that my life gets normal sooner rather than later, or i might juz break down...stress of life....sigh!

4:51 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~Flu Blues2~

4.09.2005

Whoa, whoa, whoa, today's training was like shit man! no i did not turn up( lucky me), but according to a few ppl( LCKNS, me bro, BP, roy......a few others) , it resembles a scene from the movie " Passion of the christ " than a routine every Saturday that a bunch of dumb kids signed up for " judo practice". inhumane was the impression that i got from the several 1st hand encounter testimonals. * shrugs*
Anyway, that dumb boon ping took especial exception to the fact that i did not turn up due to a flu bug which kept me in bed for the whole day, stating bluntly that I "slacked", I must take pain to tell him that last December, he did not turn up for like 50% of the training... " no, no, no, i did not slack," i can juz hear him say," i juz scared of being thrown to the floor at a higher velocity than 1 cm/s." Anyway, why he let Linus throw? i guess he juz fell for him..* cough*...
K, anyway, i need to get prize on monday, sigh, i feel bad, u know, i juz don't think i deserve it. but i will juz take it anyway! Better this than nothing, and a little guilt won't kill anyone. Bye!

8:26 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~At home, furious~

4.05.2005

While everyone at training today,
Xun Zhou stay at home to play!!!
Haha!
This entry is actually to warm me up for that idiotc 500-wordlong bloody fucked up journal of a teenager in singapore bout interracial sex between an indian and a hongki. okay, it is about racial harmony but i don't care. Linus just told me just 3 hours ago that it must be 500 plus and he is now dead by the roadside with his head blown wide open..... I hate last minutes!!! I am on fire man!!! idiot. okay, i am all warmed up and ready to go...bye! ( by the way, Linus did not die and i am not on fire, this is just a fictional essay so don't call the police)...lolz...

5:32 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~Yeah! Me win bronze again.~

4.03.2005

Why SJI always win bronze? so dull, so boring, But as a josephian, must follow tradition, that's why cannot win silver or gold, only bronze..haha! Actually, i was very, very, very, very lucky to win bronze, in fact a miracle by itself. You see, I had a very, very,very, very nasty bout of flu, I had sore throat, headache and was sneezing non-stop. ( I actually wanted to pull out but Xingwei persuaded me not to.) The fisherman's friend did not help, neither did the constant Bp and Linus's taunting and laughing at. but, the talented me had other ideas. yes. if that orange belt s4 can last 3 minutes against a gay-freak with a girlie name and is only a few centimetres taller than diglett and a body-shape that might as well be snoopy's, and only lose by koka, why can't i do better? anyway, I was , by the luck of the draw, one win away from that converted 3rd spot. my bout was bout 32, so i had plenty of time to prepare meself, than as i watch josephians get knocked out one by one, i started to feel a fire in me. especially after Linus lost to yet another s3,( 4th one me think),I told meself, I must outdo him!
Than me bout came, i fought like a man possessed,( that guy from RI also s3) I went berserk and handed him one sweep after another in quick succesion (ok, footed, but you get the idea...), from the start, he put up some real strong resistance. However, after i changed strategy and whack me shoulder -throw, he was owned. "Confirm bronze liao," as they say, as me next match was the velden-guy. Sure lose one. He totally raped me like after 25 seconds, and guess what, with 2 well-executed ippon seoi-nage in front of Justinia...sigh!. Well, bronze is far better than what my fellow 405 sec4 got: Nil, nip, zero, noth'in. And i am contented, considering that i could have gotten the same thing that Linus got if i had pulled out.
In the other not so exciting under 15 catogery, Xuan yi got 3rd from the fatfat group, while Kenneth got silver from the -60. Wesley did one better, he dominated and devastated the -55 category and won gold. in the b div, Xing wei wooed and wowed the audience with his attractive attacking style of play but could only manage silver. CJ-wise, they won many,many medals, mostly from the girls. And Don , well, he did not exactly 'win' the bronze he got as he did no win a single bout, but lets give him the benifit of the doubt and just say that he won it. k?
So that sums up a very boring day,(???!!!) my head still hurts so you all better appreciate that i manage to post.

6:08 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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~Flu Blues~

4.02.2005

Wretched flu, I feel so sleepy, so tired. I have a sore throat and i feel cold all over and lips are dry. Sigh. Poor me, still got competition tommorow and my goddamn headache won't go away! Sadness fill the eye, i just wanna cry... I guess I just have to rest and hope for the best. Hope... bitter!~ Someone pls help me!!!

3:18 pm
as `long as u remain alrighte.

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